20 must-ask questions for the presidentiables

In the next presidential debates, if none of the questions in this article come up in the first ten minutes, switch the channel.

Plainly, if there is no mention of runaway crime and smuggling, dismal disaster readiness, the looming economic slowdown, then even The Cartoon Network would be a better way to pass the time than The Grace, Jojo, Mar, Miriam and Rody Show.