Sige patuloy kayo sa pagnakaw mga corrupt darating din ang paghuhukom ng Diyos hindi magagamit ang pera ninyo upang makawala sa dagatdagatang apoy sa impyerno.
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks”? St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie the hands on your clock will move”. “OH” said the man, “whose clock is that”? “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” “Incredible “, said the man. And how about that?. “That ‘s GMA clock. The hands have moved twice, telling that GMA told only two lies in her entire life.” “Where’s PNoy clock?” “His clock is in Jesus office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan . . . Hhhh,,,Joke, joke din pag may time!