Deadly yellow fever in Congress

Medical experts have warned the populace of a new virulent strain of the dreaded yellow fever found in the House and the Senate. They said that unless an antidote is immediately found, the health of the country will be in jeopardy.

These experts had found earlier a new strain of the swine virus emanating from Malacañang which they called the P1Noy3 strain. While symptoms of the old virus strain develop from one to three days after exposure, those of the new more powerful P1Noy3 strain become evident on the very second one enters Malacañang or gets in contact with high Malacañang officials, lawmakers, and officers of bogus nongovernment organizations. It’s most unmistakable symptom is the insatiable desire for pork.