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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

 

VIRTUAL REALITY
By Tony Lopez
America was named after a bum

 
I got two feedbacks from my column yesterday on McDo vs. Jollibee.

The first came from a certain Jay Villaranda. He wrote:

“That’s a nice PR job for McDo. I thought being in the forefront of one of the best business magazines ever published in the recent past you won’t be biased in your articles. But things have changed.”

The other reaction came from Mandy Datuin, a market research and business consultant, who even gave his cell number. He said:

“I fully agree with your observations on Jollibee.

“I have another bad experience with Jollibee Cainta store near Makro.

“Thinking that I will be bringing my daughter some pasa­lubong after shopping at Makro one Saturday, I brought discount coupons which Jol­libee had distributed in the malls and streets.

“To my surprise, the sales crew told me that the coupons are not valid on weekends and pointed at the fine prints in them.

“What a deceptive promotion gimmick! Don’t buy Jollibee shares in case they offer you ‘buy-one, take-one.’”

I response, I wrote Jay this:

Thanks for writing. What I said in my column is not bias but personal experiences with Jollibee and McDo. You should try eating at Jollibee Megamall where you line up twice to get your meal, Jollibee Greenhills where there is no coffee refill and have breakfast, at McDo Green­hills where there is unlimited free coffee brought to your table by cheerful attendants. After that, tell me if I was biased.


Speaking of promotions, did you know that the world’s most powerful nation was named after a bum?

That’s the conclusion one invariably makes after reading The New York Times review of the book written by Felipe Fernández-Armesto, Amerigo: The Man Who Gave His Name to America.

Reviewer Nathaniel Philbrick says that Fernández-Armesto’s previous books about world history and exploration—The Americas, Civilizations and Pathfinders, among them—are must reading in these globally minded times. But even a historian of Fernández-Armesto’s learning and reach might have chosen to ignore the fact that 2007 marks the 500th anniversary of the naming of America.”

“America, the continent discovered by Christopher Co­lumbus is named for a decidedly second-rate Johnny-come-lately of an explorer named Amerigo Vespucci. Like Colum­bus, Vespucci was an Italian who sailed on occasion under the flag of Spain. But unlike Columbus, Vespucci was more at home in a counting house than a sailing ship. (Even Ralph Waldo Emerson, normally a booster of all things American, dismissed him as a mere “pickle dealer.”) What Vespucci did have, according to Felipe Fernández-Armesto’s wonderfully idiosyncratic and intelligent new biography of the explorer, was a gift for chicanery and self-promotion, along with an aching need to be remembered. As it turns out, Ame­rica—this nation of notorious hucksters, dreamers and spin doctors—was named for just the right guy.”

According to Philbrick, citing the author, “it was business that brought Vespucci to Seville just around the time that Columbus was mounting his famous voyage across the Atlantic. By the time Columbus returned in triumph in 1493, Vespucci was intimately connected with the group of merchants that supplied the explorer’s subsequent, far less successful voyages.

By the late 1490s, with Ves­pucci’s financial prospects deteriorating and with the example of Columbus’s sudden fame offering apparent inspiration, Vespucci (now in his late 40s) opted for a career makeover. He would go to sea. Even though Columbus had so far failed to find the westward route to Asia, Ferdinand and Isabella were still willing to follow up on Columbus’s discoveries—as long as it didn’t involve Co­lumbus, who was now in dis­favor with the court. Into the breach leapt Vespucci.”

“Vespucci earned what reputation he has as an explorer by participating in two trans-Atlantic voyages between 1499 and 1502. It was during the second voyage, this time under the Portuguese flag, that Vespucci ventured to the coast of modern-day Brazil and claimed to have discovered a new continent—what he called the New World.”

“Several years earlier, in 1498, Columbus had sailed past the mouth of the Orinoco River and reasoned that this huge outwash of fresh water could come only from a landmass of continental proportions.”

In claiming that South America was a continent, Vespucci was only confirming what his mentor and role model Columbus had already established.

“Vespucci was driven, like many explorers before and since, by a desire to establish a lasting name for himself.

Vespucci wrote an account of his most recent voyage so he can leave “some fame behind me after I die.” In these narratives, Vespucci depicts himself as a navigator par excellence.

Much like that of the medical doctors of his day, Vespucci’s science appears to have been more about deception and bluff than actual results.


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