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Sunday, July 13, 2008

 

Comedy Central at Senate jueteng hearings

By Efren L. Danao, Senior Reporter

IN the Thirteenth Congress, the Senate decided to conduct a full-blown inquiry into the prevalence of the illegal numbers game jueteng. The senators were concerned that the proliferation of jueteng had resulted in the increasing corruption of policemen and local officials.

The intention was serious, the hearing not always so.

On his first day as witness in the jueteng hearing, Richard Garcia spoke of a meeting among jueteng personalities where he pushed down a table and drew his firearm from his back and pointed it at the boisterous group.

“Parang si Lito Lapid ito ah! [This fellow’s like Lito Lapid!],” exclaimed Sen. Manuel Villar, referring to his co-chairman Sen. Lito Lapid. He was well-known as an action star before he entered politics. To Villar, Garcia’s description of his action in the meeting seemed to have come straight from a Lapid action movie.

Villar was then head of the Senate Committee on Public Order and Illegal Drugs. Lapid was chairman of the Senate Committee on Games, Amusement and Sports. Some senators had wanted Lapid to inhibit himself from the hearing because of his closeness to Bong Pineda, one of the suspected “jueteng lords” of the country, but he rejected these calls.

While Garcia gave the image of a toughie ever ready to rumble, like Lapid, he presented a different persona when he later appeared on television. On TV, Garcia shed copious tears as he profusely apologized to the First Family and almost everybody else who was involved in the Senate hearing on jueteng.

“Naging parang si Medel! [He has turned into a Medel!],” somebody remarked.

Medel was supposed to be the police’s star witness in the Nida Blanca murder case, but he later recanted his testimony implicating Blanca’s husband in the crime. He wept and flung his arms as he claimed he was tortured to name Rod Strunk, Blanca’s widower, as the mastermind.

Garcia’s transformation from a Lito Lapid to a Medel was just one of the comic reliefs in that Senate hearing.

Retired Gen. Restituto Mosqueda, the former regional director of the Philippine National Police in Bicol, was the soul of military severity and the most unlikely source of lighter moments in the inquiry.

At the start, Mosqueda described himself as just a poor man. However, when a senator mentioned his real-estate properties, he explained that he was no longer poor because he had retired as a general.

Mosqueda said he built a “nipa hut” in his property in Alfonso, Cavite. He became sheepish later when it was pointed out that his “nipa hut” had a floor area of 300 square meters and a three-story high concrete building.

He also built a hanging bridge on his property. Sen. Sergio Osmeńa 3rd showed a video footage of the hanging bridge taken from helicopter and Mosqueda denied that it was his. He claimed that the bridge in the video was “too long.”

When a close-up of the bridge was shown at a lower and closer angle, Mosqueda nodded and admitted it was his.

Mosqueda had reportedly bragged that when he was head of the Crame Crime Laboratory, he “saved” the Arroyo administration by certifying that Ignacio “Iggy” Arroyo was the owner of the infamous multimillion-peso Jose Pidal account after analyzing their specimen signatures. Arroyo, now congressman of Negros Occidental, is the younger brother of the President’s husband, Mike Arroyo.

Sen. Panfilo Lacson had claimed that Mike Arroyo was the owner of the multimillion-peso bank accounts under the fictitious name of Jose Pidal. When Iggy was called to testify before the Senate blue-ribbon committee, he invoked his right to privacy whenever he was asked details about the accounts.

Just like “Iggy,” Mosqueda also invoked his right to privacy whenever he was questioned about his personal assets. This prompted Osmeńa to quip that Mosqueda must have idolized “Iggy” so much that he was parroting Arroyo’s answers to senators’ questions.

“Absolutely!” Mosqueda replied, then after a short pause, added, “No.”

The two last witnesses in the probe, Michaelangelo Zuce and former Mayor Charito “Cherry” Abapo of San Fernando, Masbate, also brought lighter moments to the hearing, although Zuce—who must have weighed more than 400 pounds—was definitely no lightweight. Zuce’s bulk was so huge that he could hardly fit into the chair given him to sit on.

“Naluko ako ng dambuhalang mangungutong! [The gigantic mulcter duped me!],” Abapo wailed to the microphone. Abapo had lost his election bid for mayor in Masbate and claimed that Zuce had conned him of P1.5 million to fix his electoral protest.

Abapo called Zuce a liar, saying it was better to be with a killer than with a liar.

“Where did you get that saying?” Sen. Jinggoy Estrada asked.

“Narinig ko po iyan sa pelikula ni Erap. [I heard that in an Erap movie, sir.],” Abapo said. Erap is former President Joseph Estrada, a former action-movies leading man, and father of the senator.

The hearings made a lot of headlines. They were carried live on radio and cable television, but nothing came out of them. However, this did not stop the Senate from conducting more headline-hogging inquiries. Meanwhile, many of the jueteng witnesses have gone back to anonymity after getting their 15 minutes of fame.

   
 

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