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MOST men think the look of love is all in the woman’s eyes. But
scientists say it is the hips that tell you she’s ready. The men
look for meaning in the eyes, when they should be studying the hips,
too. No wonder they often read the signals wrong. Sexy hips are
among the women’s best assets. When used to maximum effect, it can
stop traffic in a busy avenue.
The men are easy dupes for women with sexy hips.
They couldn’t avoid gaping at a well-chiseled buttock tossing and
swaying gently as a long-legged woman saunters on the sidewalk and
crosses the street. You can hear the tires squeal as the men eagerly
step on the brakes. Sexy hips play tricks on the men’s
imaginations. As a result, they look at the woman’s hips for the
wrong reasons.
Some men insist the sexy hips were meant to
merely arouse the men’s desires. They believe the tossing and the
swaying are intended to attract their attention and elicit such
reaction as “wow.” Nobody went to prison by saying “wow.” So
most men stick to just saying “wow.” You hear them say “wow”
in various ways, and the top one is “wow na wow.”
And Miss Swaying Hips must be disappointed that
few men have the courage to express their reactions in more concrete
terms, especially if the swaying and tossing were a signal that
says: come and introduce yourself.
It is possible the swaying hip is meant as a
signal to a particular person. But if that person misses the
message, the signal is completely lost to others. Men are stupid.
Some men are so dense they get the message after
a whack in the head. In the old days, the cave woman would have used
a big club. “Hey, why you did that?” the man says. She says:
“Because I walk like this (vigorously swaying her hips). You
don’t understand.”
Men who spend time studying their profile in the
mirror and are vocal about their exploits with the opposite sex
claim a woman who walks with a seductive sway of the hips is
actually ovulating and vulnerable to sexual advances. Well, they are
also dead wrong.
A research team at Queen’s University in
Ontario, Canada said women in the fertile period of their menstrual
cycle walk with small hip movements and with their knees closer
together. Forty male volunteers were shown footage of walking women
dressed in suits with light reflectors placed on their joints and
limbs. Other than filming their gaits, the women also gave saliva
samples to assess their hormone levels. The men were asked to rate
those with the sexiest walk. The winners were those who turned out
to be in the least fertile part of their cycle.
Like the hips, the eyes also give signals
because the “look of love”
is all in the eyes, the researchers said. (They should call the hip
signal: the “hip of love.”) Looking directly at someone makes
you more attractive to them, the researchers said. Except that the
woman can get confused, too. She says: “Hoy Pedro huwag mo ako
tingnan ng ganyan. Hihingi ka na naman ng pera.”
Better stick to the hips. Surely you get more
pleasure studying the hips rather than searching the eyes for
important signals.
You don’t need a college degree to learn the secrets of hip sway.
But you need to be alert. What is the signal when she walks awkward,
knees knocking, steady gait, feet almost together in small measured
steps, with no tossing or swaying of the hips? It’s likely she’s
ovulating and vulnerable, according to researchers. Watch out when
she walks sexy. She’s sending out a message, but the signal may
not be for you. You make a wrong move and you get a big whack in the
head. It’s that cave woman again. You say: “Hey why you did
that?” She says: “Because I walk this way (tossing her hips left
and right), you don’t understand.”
Now, you know the big secret. When you see a
beautiful woman trying not to look sexy when she walks down the
street, put on your big smile and say “hi.” Who knows you might
get lucky. If your smile doesn’t work you would know immediately.
If she’s carrying an umbrella, there goes the cave woman again.
Wham! You say: “Hey why you did that?” She says: “Because it
means no. You don’t understand.”
palaciosjp@sss.gov.ph
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