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By Paul John Caña, Contributor
Love songs are supposed to be sweet, sentimental and laden with
enough musical mush to titillate the senses, or at the very least,
make us feel lightheaded enough to cause a smile on our faces. But
what if they’re confusing, weird and downright creepy?
Believe it or not, love songs that are anything
but sappy are more common than you think. In the tradition of Tom
Reynolds’ hilarious discourse on his book The 52 Creepiest Love
Songs You’ve Ever Heard, and in the spirit of good fun in this
season of hearts and romance, I present herewith the 10 most
disturbing OPM love songs. After this, you’ll never hear these
songs the same way again . . .
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When I was a child, I was educated in a private school run by the
nuns. They not only taught me the ABCs, they introduced me to the
spiritual life. To be sure, it was a spiritual life reduced to the
barest essentials.
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