Singing ‘The Way of the Clowns’

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ROLLY G. REYES

ROLLY G. REYES

New concessionaire taking over the Senators’ Lounge – “MAliNG INASAL.”

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Jollibee is now studying the prospects of jumping into the hotel business to keep up with McDO. They actually liked the idea of Matobato.

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General Bato is thinking of inviting D5, Trillanes and Matobato to the Bilibid for a game of “tumbang preso.”

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The Senate sergeant-at-arms is contemplating constructing partitions or cubicles at the plenary for selected senators. Next in line is the construction of a boxing ring just in case. No worries, Senator Manny Pacquiao will inhibit himself and will just act as a judge.

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RP not “LITTLE brown brother” of US, says Yasay. Is he saying we are now “the BIG brown brother”?

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Former Senator Juan Ponce Enrile is thinking of an early Christmas gift to both Cayetano and Trillanes. Ipads with pre-loaded Bejeweled games for two players so they can settle their differences privately. Happy Holidays.

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“Ethics are the set of moral principles that guide a person’s behavior. These morals are shaped by social norms, cultural practices, and religious influences. Ethics reflect beliefs about what is right, what is wrong, what is just, what is unjust, what is good, and what is bad in terms of human behavior. They serve as a compass to direct how people should behave toward each other, understand and fulfill their obligations to society, and live their lives.”

Now, where was I? Ahhh, back to the Senate….

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Pressing a seatmate’s microphone’s on and off button is the current rage. Replacement parts should be made available for repairs.

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Social media is fast becoming anti-social. It was a good thing going until politics joined in. Rock n’ Troll to the world.

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Whistles are never out of stock. Blowers are born everyday.

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Belief is easiest when there is prejudgment. That is why truth is elusive or hard to find.

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Just clear the streets. I don’t care where you park your cars. You did not care when you bought one.

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Please spare the Senate of bickerings. Mr Bob Arum, time to promote a fight between Trillanes and Cayetano. UNLI number of rounds please. The winner gets to drive for D5.

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After watching senators De Lima, Trillanes and Cayetano over and over again, I can only shake my head in disbelief. And to think that taxpayers are paying millions for their wages while they struggle to survive, I now understand why we laugh at ourselves the loudest.

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I am waiting for Kuya Kim’s weather report why the temperature in the GSIS bldg in Manila went higher than the rest of the country. “Matobato sa langit, DU30 huwag magagalit.”

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Are the Senate’s Uber-sight and Grab-a-Witness functions registered with LTFRB and LTO?

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Justice committee hearing is a toss up between Pawn Stars and Ancient Aliens.

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Senator Ping, as co-chairman of the Senate Justice Committee, must have been reminded of Pawn Stars’ main character Rick Harisson saying “You never know what is gonna come through that door.”

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Facebook will be less stressful if Zucherberg will disable the “comment” feature. “like” and “react” may remain. Subtle “text-emoticons” may be added like: aargh, hmmp, toinks, yucch, yey, huh? gulp, hmmm, yuk-yuk, ahah!, ediwow, weh? pweh, odibah? aminin, tenah, kaathar, etc. Please don’t start arguing about this…please?

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Time to rewrite this motto into something more relevant to us all. “Divided we stand, united we fall.”

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At least General Bato honestly identified PPRD as his boss. Not like someone I know who lied for six years telling us “Kayo ang Boss Ko!”

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Looks like housemates Uncle Sam and Ban Ki Moon were evicted from “Pinoy Big Brother” (PBB). Kuya Digong is replacing them with new tenants from Beijing and Moscow named Xi and Vladimir. He wants the evicted tenants placed in a rehab center temporarily.

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While the nation is deeply buried in political news, Batanes is in need of urgent attention from everyone. They are now isolated after being lashed by one of the most powerful typhoon that visited these islands in decades. Potable water, food and medicines and temporary shelters are desperately needed. We appeal to the government and private agencies involved to rush to their aid.

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Good work, good deeds and good faith to all.

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3 Comments

  1. Facebook will be less stressful if Zucherberg will disable the “comment” feature. “like” and “react” may remain. Subtle “text-emoticons” may be added like: aargh, hmmp, toinks, yucch, yey, huh? gulp, hmmm, yuk-yuk, ahah!, ediwow, weh? pweh, odibah? aminin, tenah, kaathar, etc. Please don’t start arguing about this…please?
    eto pa isa….p_tang ina dag2 pa….u-lol

  2. If you could part a bit of your wit and humor with Delilah Lima, she might think and perform like a lawyer. Let alone, a senator. Has she risked her professional acumen for sleeping with a commonplace for years? She can’t anymore discern truths from untruths. Why should matobato even own the killing of King even if the real killer is now in jail? Why are we allowing ourselves to be fooled by deranged individuals? He is telling us LIES, she is coercing us to believe his lies. Is trimedia bewitched too much by them?

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