IN the parallel world, after a growing demand from an outraged populace, the President reluctantly met the press to answer questions about a massacre that had bedeviled his administration. Here’s the transcript of that presscon.

Reporter 1: Mr. President, why didn’t you send reinforcements immediately to the encircled commandos of the Special Action Force?

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