Twist and shout

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ROLLY G. REYES

ROLLY G. REYES

Outraged by non-issuance of driver’s license and car license plates, the people are thinking of approaching vigilantes to help them get a license to kill.

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To solve demoralization in the PNP, General Bato is looking for a uniform that is “one size fits all.”

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Because of a senator’s recent behaviour, the Senate Ethics Committee is reviewing its rules on conduct under the Article “Twist and Shout.”

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Somebody told me that “riding in tandem” should be prohibited even at the Senate session hall.

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A military dentist once said to calm his patient – “No, it’s not a drill.”

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Unpredictability breeds uncertainties and it follows that unorthodox ways breed unorthodox results. This is may result in a warning to the Surgeon General that “gunsmoke is hazardous to your health.”

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It looks like a bad timing to re-impose Death Penalty before the birth of Someone who gave His life to redeem the sins of His loved ones.

As a result, Atienza and Lagman are now spending their days lately watching the movie “Kill Bill.”

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News: De Lima prepares to leave for US, Germany. No need to worry as she said she will be back. Some of her critics are worried that this is a practice rehearsal.

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Netizens are now predicting that the incoming year 2017 will be met with various reactions like “like, love, haha, wow, sad and angry.”

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With our closer relation with China, I hope we will not greet each other “Kung Hei Fat Choi” on New Year’s Day and “HaPee Nyu Yill” on Chinese New Year.

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News: Police in Espinosa ‘rubout’ won’t go to prison: Duterte
— somebody told me that the suspects should be scared “to death”…

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DA Secretary Piñol returned the Rolex watch to the generous giver. If somebody will give me a Rolex Submariner as a gift, I will ask first if it is class A, AA or triple A according to Greenhills standard.

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A true democracy is about check and balance between constitutional bodies. The public is suggesting that they concentrate more on the balance rather than the checks.

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While a Marcos was recently buried, another Marcos is very much alive under a presidential life support system. The critics seem to want a flatliner this time.

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NBI vs PNP. A case of Kramer vs Kramer. The President vs The Commander In Chief. And the loser is……??

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Congrats to both DLSU and Ateneo for giving your best in the UAAP championship series! But my cheers goes to – UP MAROONS!!!

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PHP 3.5 billion spent by DOH for a vaccine? A rushed purchase, quickly funded and released by DBM and quickly certified by FDA even without WHO approval and we’re the second country to buy it without convincing and proven results? Nat King Cole should sing instead – “It Was Vaccination… I know…”

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Do we really need emergency powers to have driver licenses and car plates released on time? If LTO is under such state of lawlessness, can the motorists initiate operation “Tokhang” on the doors of the responsible officials? I don’t want to be mean but I mean it.

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Nearing the year end, I suspect the 365 days in a year were much lessened if we substract the average of 4-5 hours delay daily due to metro traffic. Not a math wizard but I guess we lost around 50 days +-.

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It has been going around that the most used text messages in the year 2016 are: “Heavy traffic, sorry I will be late, let’s reset our meeting, traffic is not moving, where are you now, see you whenever, you cant start without me.”

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President-Elect Donald Trump said he will just draw only $1 as his salary as POTUS. Hillary’s camp said it is another ploy not to pay his income tax.

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Trump satire quotes to put a smile this Sunday:
The mayor of London said recently that if people based in the US want to escape Donald Trump’s administration, quote, “London is open.”

Said Melania, “Taxi!” – Seth Meyers.

“President Obama actually said yesterday that if things get better under President Trump, he’ll be the first to congratulate him. Well, technically, he’ll be the second because Trump will congratulate himself first.” – Jimmy Fallon.

“Donald Trump said the transition is going well and he has spoken to ‘many foreign leaders.’ Then someone had to explain to Trump that Barack Obama is not a ‘foreign” leader.” – Conan O’Brien.

Good work, good deeds and good faith to all.

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