ALVIN NEIL GUTIERREZ

Whenever I want to have a good laugh, I usually go to comedy bars around the Metro. Recently, with the advent of a Miss Universe fever, stand-up comedians have been making fun of this pageant’s Q&A portion. In one performance the comedian asked the “candidate,” if she were to lose one sense, which would she choose it be? The “candidate” answered: “Common sense… Kase common naman sya, weh!” (“… because it’s common, anyway!”). And the audience burst into laughter.

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