Willie Nepomuceno: The art of political satire

In the country where I rule, visa priority is given to satirists, editorial cartoonists, sitcom writers, caricaturists, columnists with a sense of humor, comic-strip artists, stand-up comics, comedians, mimes and impressionists.

In these 7,000 islands, impressionists are also called imitators or impersonators. In my country, an impressionist need not go through a body search to pass immigration. All he has to do is do an impression of someone famous and he automatically gets an “H” (Hoho) visa.